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                                       ACT ONE

                                       SCENE A

               FADE IN

               INT. CLASSROOM - DAY

               MILEY IS SLEEPING IN CLASS, SILENTLY SNORING. LILLY WHO'S
               SITTING BEHIND HER TRIES TO WAKE HER BY WHISPERING HER NAME
               AND KICKING HER SEAT.

                                   LILLY
                          (whispering)

                      Miley.....

               MILEY DOESN'T REACT, SHE CONTINUES TO SLEEP. MR. CORELLI
               NOTICES LILLY AND SEES MILEY SLEEPING, HE WALKS UP TO HER
               DESK.

                                   MR. CORELLI

                      Miss Stewart......

               MILEY DOESN'T REACT.

                                   MR. CORELLI (CONT'D)
                          (shouting)

                      Wake up!

                                   MILEY

                      Five!

                                   MR. CORELLI

                      Five what?

                                   MILEY

                      Eh.... Nothing.

               MILEY GIVES MR. CORELLI A BIG SMILE.

                                   MR. CORELLI

                      Now stay away.

                                   MILEY

                      Of course.

               MILEY TURNS AROUND TO FACE LILLY.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      Why didn't you wake me?

                                   LILLY

                      Have you ever tried to wake yourself?

                                   MILEY

                      You should have at least tried.

               LILLY GIVES MILEY A BLANK STARE.

               INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY

               MILEY AND LILLY GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM AND STEP INTO THE
               HALLWAY.

                                   LILLY

                      What's going on, this is the third

                      time that you fell asleep in class

                      this month?

                                   MILEY

                      I don't know, I just haven't been

                      sleeping well.

               OLIVER WALKS UP TO THEM HOLDING A NEWSPAPER.

                                   OLIVER

                      Have you guys read this?

               LILLY LOOKS AT MILEY SURPRISED.

                                   LILLY

                      Oliver reading a newspaper?

                                   MILEY

                      Yeah, you're not getting sick are you?

               MILEY HOLDS HER HAND TO OLIVERS FOREHEAD, HE BRUSHES IT AWAY.

                                   OLIVER

                      I'm not sick. You guys should pick up

                      a newspaper once in a while too.

                                   MILEY

                      Picking it up isn't a problem, it's

                      more the reading part that gets

                      boring.

                                   LILLY

                      Except for the comics.

                                   MILEY

                      Obviously.

                                   OLIVER

                      Would you two pay attention for just

                      one second?

               MILEY AND EMILY CROSS THEIR ARMS.

                                   LILLY

                      Fine.

                                   OLIVER

                      There's a serial killer out there.

                                   MILEY

                      A serial killer out in Los Angeles?

                      Who would have thought something like

                      that would be possible in such a

                      peaceful town.

                                   OLIVER

                      Well this one is active right here in

                      Malibu.

                      He sneaks up to people from behind and

                      slits their throats and leaves them to

                      bleed to death.

                                   LILLY

                      Is he attacking teenagers?

                                   OLIVER

                      No, he attacks in the middle of the

                      night. Not that many teenagers around.

                                   LILLY

                      What are you worried about then?

                                   MILEY

                      Yeah Oliver, don't worry.

               THEY START TO WALK DOWN THE HALL, MILEY PUTS HER ARM AROUND
               OLIVER.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      Just make sure that you never turn

                      your back on anyone, you'll be just

                      fine. 

               LILLY TAKES OUT A PEN AND WALKS UP BEHIND OLIVER, SHE BRUSHES
               THE COLD PEN ACROSS OLIVER'S NECK, HE SHRIEKS. MILEY AND
               LILLY LAUGH.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      That and stay home at night like a

                      good little boy.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                                       ACT ONE

                                       SCENE B

               INT. STEWART HOUSE - DAY

               MILEY AND LILLY WALK IN THROUGH THE DOOR, MILEY THROWS HER
               BOOKBAG ON THE COUCH. ROBBIE RAY IS IN THE KITCHEN COOKING.

                                   MILEY

                      Hey dad, what's cookin'?

               ROBBIE RAY DOESN'T RESPOND.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      Dad?

               MILEY WALKS UP TO ROBBIE RAY AND WAVES HER HANDS IN FRONT OF
               HIM.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      Hello.

                                   ROBBIE

                      Mr. Carelli called today.

               MILEY LOOKS AT LILLY.

                                   LILLY

                      Bye

                                   MILEY

                      Sweet nibblets.

               LILLY LEAVES THE HOUSE, MILEY TURNS BACK TO ROBBIE RAY WITH A
               BIG GRIN.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      Hello.

                                   ROBBIE

                      He told me that you fell asleep in

                      class again.

                                   MILEY

                      Well.....

                                   ROBBIE

                      We had this discussion before, you

                      can't stay up on the internet all

                      night.

                                   MILEY

                      But I'm not.

                                   ROBBIE

                      Why do you keep falling asleep in

                      class then?

               ROBBIE RAY GOES TO A CUPBOARD TO GET SOMETHING, WHILE HE DOES
               THAT MILEY TAKES THE SPOON AND STARTS TO STIR IN THE POT.

                                   MILEY

                      I just haven't been sleeping well.

                                   ROBBIE

                      Well, until you're sleeping alright

                      again your computer leaves your room

                      after 9 PM.

                                   MILEY

                      That's not fair.

                                   ROBBIE

                      So I've never caught you chatting with

                      Lilly at 1 AM then.

                                   MILEY

                      Her mother stopped her doing that.

                                   ROBBIE

                      And now I'm stopping you doing it.

               MILEY FAKE PUNCHES ROBBIE RAY ON THE SHOULDER.

                                   MILEY

                      You big woman, you're turning into one

                      more and more every day. Just because

                      Lilly's mom does it, it doesn't mean

                      you have to do it.

                                   ROBBIE

                      Still I am doing it.

                                   ROBBIE (CONT'D)

                      No but dad, you can give me your

                      computer at 9 PM tonight.

               MILEY LEAVES THE ROOM VISIBLY UPSET.

                                   END OF ACT ONE

                                                                 CUT TO:

                                       ACT TWO

                                       SCENE C

               INT. MILEY'S BEDROOM

               MILEY IS IN BED WORKING ON HER LAPTOP AS ROBBIE RAY ENTERS
               HER BEDROOM.

                                   ROBBIE

                      It's 9 PM bud, you know what means.

               MILEY SHOWS ROBBIE RAY THE SCREEN.

                                   MILEY

                      See dad, I was doing homework, not

                      chatting.

                                   ROBBIE

                      Doesn't matter, give me the laptop.

               MILEY LETS OUT AN ANNOYED GRUNT, CLOSES THE LAPTOP AND GIVES
               IT TO ROBBIE RAY.

                                   ROBBIE (CONT'D)

                      Now go to sleep, if you sleep at night

                      you won't fall asleep in class.

               MILEY TURNS OF THE LIGHT AND COVERS HERSELF BEFORE ROBBIE RAY
               IS OUT OF THE ROOM.

                                   ROBBIE (CONT'D)

                      Good night bud.

               MILEY DOESN'T SAY A WORD AND JUST LAYS THERE; ROBBIE RAY
               EXITS THE ROOM AND SHUTS THE DOOR.

               AFTER HE HAS LEFT MILEY GETS OUT OF BED BUT DOESN'T TURN ON
               THE LIGHT, SHE HEADS FOR HER HANNAH CLOSET AND ENTERS.

               INT. HANNAH CLOSET

               MILEY TURNS ON THE LIGHT IN THE CLOSET AND HEADS FOR A CORNER
               IN HER CLOSET, SHE TAKES OUT A BOX.

                                   MILEY

                      Get me in trouble will you Mr.

                      Corelli, we'll just see how much

                      trouble you are in.

               MILEY OPENS THE BOX, SHE TAKES OUT A REDHEAD WIG WITH A TIGHT
               PONYTAIL AND CLOTHES. SHE PUTS ON A BLACK CATSUIT AND PUTS ON
               THE RED WIG, SHE COMPLETES IT ALL WITH BLUE LIPSTICK AND VERY
               DARK EYELINER. SHE PUTS ON BLACK LEATHER GLOVES AND REACHES
               INTO THE BOX AND TAKES OUT A DIVING KNIFE, SHE TAKES IT OUT
               OF ITS HOLSTER AND CHECKS THE BLADE. SHE PUTS IT BACK AND
               PUTS THE HOLSTER ON HER BELT.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      Here we go.

               SHE TURNS OFF THE LIGHT AND EXITS HER CLOSET.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                                       ACT TWO

                                       SCENE D

               EXT. DONUT SHOP - NIGHT

               MR. CORELLI COMES OUT OF THE DONUT SHOP HOLDING A BOX OF
               DONUTS, HE GETS TO HIS CAR AND PUTS THE DONUTS ON THE ROOF TO
               GET HIS KEYS TO OPEN THE CAR DOOR. HE HEARS SOMETHING COMING
               OUT OF THE ALLEY. HE TURNS AROUND, FRIGHTENED.

                                   MR. CORELLI

                      Is there anyone there?

               HE HEARS NOTHING AND TURNS BACK TO HIS CAR.

                                   MR. CORELLI (CONT'D)

                      I'm the one who wanted donuts so I

                      shouldn't be chickening out here.

               HE DROPS HIS KEYS.

                                   MR. CORELLI (CONT'D)

                      Shoot.

               AS HE PICKS UP THE KEYS MILEY IS STANDING BEHIND HIM, LIKE A
               SHADOW OVER HIM, HE DOESN'T NOTICE HER. AS HE GETS UP MILEY
               TAKES OUT THE DIVING KNIFE AND SLITS HIS THROAT FROM THE
               BACK, HE GRABS ON TO HIS THROAT BUT GOES DOWN DROWNING IN HIS
               OWN BLOOD.

                                   MILEY

                      What do we say to the girl who you got

                      her computer taken away? Unjustly I

                      might add.

               MR. CORELLI CAN'T RESPOND, NOTHING MORE THAN A GARGLE COMES
               FROM HIS MOUTH.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      Yeah, didn't think so. You sound like

                      my uncle earl when he's eating pudding

                      too fast.

               MR. CORELLI LOOSES CONSCIOUSNESS, HE'S DEAD.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      Bye bye.

               MILEY WIPES OFF THE BLADE ON MR. CORELLI'S CLOTHES, SHE PUTS
               IT BACK IN ITS HOLSTER AND DISAPPEARS INTO THE NIGHT.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                                       ACT TWO

                                       SCENE E

               INT. STEWART HOUSE - DAY

               LILLY AND MILEY ARE ON THE COUCH WITH THE TV ON; A NEWS
               REPORT COMES UP.

                                   REPORTER (O.S.)

                      The Malibu Slicer has struck again,

                      last night high school teacher Frances

                      Corelli was found dead outside a donut

                      shop.

                                   LILLY

                      What?

               A TEAR COMES TO LILLY'S EYES, SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO
               SAY. MILEY SITS UNMOVED NEXT TO HER, SHE GETS UP AND WALKS
               INTO THE KITCHEN.

                                   MILEY

                      Do you want some popcorn?

                                   LILLY

                      How can you even think about eating

                      right now?

                                   MILEY

                      What? I'm hungry and it's only Mr.

                      Corelli.

               LILLY SAYS NOTHING AND CONTINUES TO WATCH THE NEWS REPORT.
               WELL MILEY GETS TO A CUPBOARD AND TAKES SOME POPCORN OUT.

                                   REPORTER (O.S.)

                      For the first time ever security

                      cameras managed to catch a glimpse of

                      the slicer.

               MILEY DROPS THE POPCORN ON THE FLOOR AND TURNS AROUND
               NERVOUSLY?

                                   MILEY

                      What did they say?

                                   LILLY

                      They have a picture of the slicer,

                      come quickly.

               MILEY RUSHES OVER TO THE TV. THEY'RE SHOWN A BLOWN UP PICTURE
               OF MILEY IN HER RED WIG AND HER BLACK CATSUIT. LILLY JUST
               STARES AT THE PICTURE WONDERING.

                                   REPORTER (O.S.)

                      Where police were suspecting a man it

                      actually turns out a woman is the

                      Malibu slicer. Details of the crime

                      will not be made public because of the

                      current investigation. If you have any

                      information about who this person

                      might be please contact your local

                      police.

               LILLY GRABS THE REMOTE AND PAUSES THE PICTURE ON THE TV AND
               KEEPS STARING IT. MILEY SLOWLY MOVES BACK TO THE KITCHEN TO
               CONTINUE THE POPCORN MAKING

                                   LILLY

                      Hey Miley, what happened to those

                      boots I gave your for Christmas?

                                   MILEY

                      What boots?

               MILEY TAKES A KNIFE OUT OF THE KNIFE BLOCK ON THE COUNTER AND
               HIDES IT BEHIND HER BACK AS SHE SLOWLY MOVES BACK TO LILLY.
               LILLY TURNS TOWARDS MILEY.

                                   LILLY

                      The black boots, the ones you wanted

                      so badly. I haven't seen you wearing

                      them since then really.

               MILEY GESTURES WITH HER LEFT HAND WHILE HOLDING THE RIGHT
               HAND WITH THE KNIFE BEHIND HER BACK.

                                   MILEY

                      Oh those boots, I've worn them. Guess

                      you just didn't notice.

                                   LILLY

                      I'm quite sure you haven't worn them

                      since.

                                   MILEY

                      Don't be silly.

                                   LILLY

                      They're kind of similar to those don't

                      you think?

               LILLY POINTS AT THE TV.

                                   MILEY

                      Not really. It's a bad quality image

                      from a security camera with a woman

                      who's wearing boots that might be

                      similar to mine anyway. Hard to tell

                      anything.

                                   LILLY

                      Who would want to kill Mr. Corelli

                      anyway, I don't know why anyone would

                      kill him.

                                   MILEY
                          (mumbling)

                      Someone who he unfairly gets into

                      trouble.

                                   LILLY

                      What did you say?

                                   MILEY
                          (grinning)

                      Nothing.

                                   LILLY

                      So why would someone do it......

                                   MILEY

                      Maybe someone felt he was giving her

                      too much homework.

                                   LILLY

                      That's not a reason to kill someone.

                                   MILEY

                      It's a serial killer, they don't

                      always need a motive.

                                   LILLY

                      I think there's only one student he

                      had trouble with recently.

               MILEY JUST STAYS QUIET; LILLY TURNS OFF THE TV.

                                   LILLY (CONT'D)

                      Where were you last night?

                                   MILEY
                          (stuttering)

                      In bed, where else?

                                   LILLY

                      At the donut shop?

               MILEY STAYS QUIET FOR A SECOND THINKING. SHE LAUGHS AND AS
               SHE MAKES A WAVING AWAY GESTURE SHE REVEALS THE KNIFE.

                                   MILEY

                      Where did you get that silly idea?

               LILLY JUMPS UP SCARED AND MOVES BACK, MILEY SEES THAT SHE
               REVEALED THE KNIFE AND QUICKLY HIDES IT AGAIN.

                                   LILLY

                      It is you!

               MILEY SMIRKS EMBARRASSED.

                                   LILLY (CONT'D)
                          (silently shouting)

                      Were you going to kill me too?

               MILEY WALKS BACK TO THE COUNTER AND THROWS THE KNIFE ON THE
               COUNTER.

                                   MILEY

                      No; would have been a bit hard to hide

                      that one.

               MILEY AND LILLY JUST STARE EACH OTHER, NOT SAYING ANYTHING.
               ROBBIE RAY COMES THROUGH THE BACK DOOR.

                                   ROBBIE

                      Hey there Lilly, how ya'll doing

                      today?

               MILEY LOOKS AT LILLY, URGING HER NOT TO SAY ANYTHING.

                                   LILLY

                      Oh you know, nothing major. Just

                      hanging out with Miley.

               MILEY AND LILLY LAUGH.

                                   ROBBIE

                      If you two are up to something I don't

                      even want to know. It's Saturday and

                      that's a day off for me as well.

                                   MILEY

                      Oh don't worry, we're not up to

                      anything. We'll leave you alone now;

                      we'll be in my room.

               MILEY WALKS UP THE STAIRS TO GO TO HER ROOM BUT LILLY
               HESITATES. MILEY STOPS AND LOOKS TOWARDS LILLY.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      Are you coming?

                                   LILLY
                          (hesitant)

                      Sure....

               LILLY FOLLOWS MILEY UP THE STAIRS.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                                       ACT TWO

                                       SCENE F

               INT. HANNAH CLOSET

               LILLY IS SITTING DOWN BUT SHE TWITCHES NERVOUSLY, MILEY IS
               WALKING AROUND. SHE HEADS TO THE BACK OF THE CLOSET AND TAKES
               OUT THE BOX. SHE PUTS ON THE LEATHER GLOVES, TAKES OUT THE
               DIVING KNIFE AND TAKES IT OUT OF ITS HOLSTER.

                                   LILLY
                          (nervously)

                      Why?

                                   MILEY

                      Why what?

                                   LILLY

                      What do you think?

                                   MILEY

                      Oh this?

                                   LILLY

                      Why would a normal girl like Miley

                      Stewart, or Hannah Montana whatever

                      the case may be, go around town

                      killing people?

                                   MILEY

                      Girl? You heard the news reporter, I'm

                      a woman.

               AS MILEY SPEAKS SHE MOVES AROUND THE KNIFE.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      You have no idea what it feels like,

                      the sensation, the adrenaline rush.

                                   LILLY

                      Could you please put the knife down,

                      I'm nervous enough as it is.

               MILEY MOVES BEHIND LILLY AND PUTS THE KNIFE TO HER NECK.

                                   MILEY
                          (grinning evilly)

                      Why are you scared?

                                   LILLY

                      Eeeep!

                                   MILEY

                      Don't worry, I don't want get blood

                      all over my closet.

                                   LILLY

                      So you would kill me if we weren't

                      here?

               MILEY TAKES THE KNIFE OFF LILLY'S THROAT.

                                   MILEY

                      Depends on whether you can keep your

                      mouth shut or not.

                                   LILLY

                      Just tell me why? You're not a violent

                      person. At least I didn't used to

                      think so.

                                   MILEY

                      Violent? Where did you get that silly

                      idea?

                                   LILLY

                      You slit people's throats open!!!!

                                   MILEY

                      So?

                                   LILLY

                      That's just wrong?

                                   MILEY

                      Ya think?

               LILLY STANDS UP.

                                   LILLY

                      Well yeah.

                                   MILEY

                      Depends on how you look at it.

               LILLY WALKS AROUND THE ROOM NOW KNOWING WHAT SHE SHOULD SAY.

                                   LILLY

                      How, why, when did this start?

                                   MILEY

                      Well, back in Tennessee Uncle Earl

                      thought me how to butcher chickens

                      once.

                                   LILLY

                      Who would teach a little girl to

                      butcher chickens?

                                   MILEY

                      You've met Uncle Earl haven't you?

                      Anyway, that feeling you get when

                      slicing the throat of that chicken the

                      first time, that power you have over

                      life, it's just amazing. It's as if

                      the life force of the chicken flows

                      into you. Only when we moved here I

                      couldn't exactly do it anymore.

                                   LILLY

                      The "Malibu Slicer" has only been

                      active for a couple of weeks!!

                                   MILEY

                      Hannah kept me satisfied for a while

                      but it just didn't quite do it.

                                   LILLY

                      So why didn't you butcher a couple of

                      chickens?

                                   MILEY

                      Chickens in Malibu?

                                   LILLY

                      Doesn't mean you can switch to humans.

               MILEY WALKS AND GETS THE CATSUIT OUT AND WALKS BACK TO LILLY.

                                   MILEY

                      Maybe not but that's not important

                      right now.

                                   LILLY

                      If it isn't what is?

                                   MILEY

                      Getting you to keep your mouth shut

                      and there is only one way to make sure

                      of that. Besides shutting you up

                      forever that is.

                                   LILLY

                      Eeep!

               MILEY PUSHES THE CATSUIT AND THE KNIFE INTO LILLY'S HANDS.

                                   MILEY

                      You're going to do it too.

                                   LILLY

                      What?

               LILLY PUSHES THE THINGS BACK INTO MILEY'S HANDS.

                                   LILLY (CONT'D)

                      I most certainly will not!

                                   MILEY

                      You kind of have to.

                                   LILLY

                      Mrs. Serial killer of the decade says

                      what?

               MILEY PUTS THE CATSUIT AND KNIFE BACK INTO THE BOX AND HOLDS
               UP HER HANDS, SHOWING HER LEATHER GLOVES.

                                   MILEY

                      I don't have any fingerprints on that

                      knife, you do.

                                   LILLY

                      But....

                                   MILEY

                      No buts, either you off someone so

                      you'll shut up about it forever or

                      that knife will mysteriously find its

                      way to the police.

                                   LILLY

                      It's not like the police wouldn't come

                      after you.

                                   MILEY

                      And they would believe you why? Do you

                      really think anyone would believe that

                      a couple of sixteen year old girls did

                      it?

               LILLY SIGHS AND SITS DOWN, SHE STARTS TO CRY AND DOESN'T KNOW
               WHAT TO DO. MILEY KNEELS DOWN NEXT TO HER.

                                   LILLY

                      I can't....

                                   MILEY

                      Come come now, that's what everyone

                      thinks.

               MILEY PUTS HER ARM AROUND LILLY.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      I'll admit it the first time isn't the

                      easiest thing but you'll get over it.

                                   LILLY

                      The first time? You don't expect me

                      to..

               LILLY HESITATES IN THE MIDDLE OF HER SENTENCE.

                                   MILEY

                      No you don't have to do it again. In

                      fact I'll make you a promise, if you

                      do this I will stop as well.

                                   LILLY

                      And what would make me believe that

                      you'll stop now?

                                   MILEY

                      My word, that's usually good enough

                      for you.

                                   LILLY

                      That was before I knew you were

                      murderer!

                                   MILEY

                      Oh come on Lilly, it's not that bad.

                      It's not like we're going out

                      butchering puppies.

                                   LILLY

                      That makes it alright?

                                   MILEY

                      You're doing it anyway, otherwise you

                      have a bit of a problem.

                                   LILLY

                      Who do you think I should kill then?

                                   MILEY

                      I have an idea about that.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                                       ACT TWO

                                       SCENE G

               EXT. RICO'S SHACK - DAY

               MILEY AND LILLY ARE STANDING ON THE BEACH, LILLY IS STANDING
               PONDERING, NOT SURE WHAT MILEY WANTS.

                                   LILLY

                      So what are we doing here?

               MILEY DOESN'T SAY A WORD, SHE JUST NODS TOWARDS RICO'S SHACK.
               LILLY LOOKS INTO THAT DIRECTION. THEY SEE A LITTLE GIRL
               BUYING ICE CREAM.

                                   LILLY (CONT'D)

                      You want me to kill a little girl?

               MILEY GIVES LILLY AN ANGRY LOOK.

                                   LILLY (CONT'D)

                      What? You're the heartless killer

                      here.

                                   MILEY

                      I meant Rico! And I do have a heart,

                      my morals are just a bit different.

               LILLY LOOKS AND THINKS.

                                   LILLY

                      Are you nuts?

                                   MILEY

                      Who would you like to do then?

               THEY WALK TOWARDS THE SHACK.

                                   LILLY

                      Aren't you worried about his parents?

                      They're loaded, who knows what they

                      would do to get his killer.

                                   MILEY

                      Oh please, no one can love that little

                      creep.

               THEY WALK UP TO THE COUNTER AS THE LITTLE GIRL LEAVES.

                                   RICO

                      Hey there ladies, did you come to get

                      a little bit of Rrrrrrrico?

                                   MILEY

                      Just get us two waters.

               RICO NOTICES THAT LILLY IS RATHER NERVOUS.

                                   RICO

                      Why so nervous tuts? It's not like

                      you've never met the Rico before,

                      there is no reason to be nervous.

                                   LILLY

                      I...

               RICO HANDS THEM THE WATERS.

                                   RICO

                      Come on baby, get it over with. Then

                      there won't be anything to be nervous

                      about.

               MILEY AND LILLY WALK AWAY.

                                   LILLY

                      I think I can actually do him.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                                       ACT TWO

                                       SCENE H

               EXT. RICO'S SHACK

               MILEY AND LILLY ARE BOTH WEARING IDENTICAL OUTFIT, THE MALIBU
               SLICER OUTFIT. THEY HIDE BEHIND THE BUSHES.

                                   LILLY

                      So how do we do this.

                                   MILEY
                          (whispering)

                      Would you be a little more quiet? Why

                      do you think we're wearing black here?

                                   LILLY

                      Because it's stylish?

                                   MILEY

                      It's called stealth, so be as quiet as

                      possible.

                                   LILLY

                      I'm new at this so give me a break.

                                   MILEY

                      So lets go over this one last time.

                      You get your knife.

               LILLY PULLS A DIVING KNIFE OUT OF A HOLSTER ON HER BELT.

                                   LILLY

                      Right.

                                   MILEY

                      Not yet!

                                   LILLY

                      Sorry.

               SHE PUTS THE KNIFE BACK IN THE HOLSTER.

                                   MILEY

                      Just sneak up behind him, as quietly

                      as possible. You can't allow him to

                      see you. 

                                   LILLY

                      We wouldn't want that, no.

                                   MILEY

                      Then you put your arm around him and

                      just pull the knife across his throat

                      in one smooth motion. You have to make

                      sure to put enough pressure on it.

                      After that he'll just go down.

                                   LILLY

                      What if it doesn't work?

                                   MILEY

                      Then you're screwed.

                                   LILLY

                      Right.

                                   MILEY

                      There you go.

                                   LILLY

                      Oh boy.

               RICO GETS OUT OF THE SHACK AS HE CLOSES IT UP.

                                   RICO

                      See you my money making love, daddy

                      will be back tomorrow.

               LILLY SLOWLY SNEAKS UP BEHIND RICO, UNTIL SHE STEPS ON A
               TWIG, AS IT CRACKS SHE QUICKLY HIDES BEHIND A TABLE.

                                   RICO (CONT'D)

                      Is there anyone there?

               AS RICO TURNS AROUND HE SEES NOTHING, MILEY IS OBSERVING FROM
               THE BUSHES.

                                   MILEY

                      Rookies....

               RICO LOOKS AROUND FOR A BIT BUT DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING.

                                   RICO

                      I guess not; besides no one can beat

                      Rrrrrrico the magnificent.

               LILLY IS STILL HIDING BEHIND THE TABLE.

                                   LILLY

                      Now he's getting it.

               SHE SLOWLY GETS UP AND SNEAKS UP ON RICO AS HE CLOSES THE
               SHACK. SHE IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM AND WITHOUT HESITATION SHE
               PUTS HER ARM AROUND HIM AND SLICES.

                                   LILLY (CONT'D)

                      Voila.

               RICO TURNS AROUND HOLDING HIS THROAT, LOOKING STUNNED, HE
               DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

                                   RICO

                      What?

                                   LILLY

                      Miley! You said that would do the

                      trick.

               MILEY COMES RUNNING UP.

                                   MILEY

                      Could you shout my name any louder?

                                   LILLY

                      You said he would go down!

                                   MILEY

                      I also said you have to put pressure

                      on it.

               RICO JUST STARES AT THEM AND SLOWLY MOVES AWAY. MILEY SPOTS
               AND PULLS HIM CLOSER.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      You're not going anywhere.

               SHE GRABS HIM BUT AS HE STRUGGLES BLOOD IS SHOOTING
               EVERYWHERE. MILEY PULLS OUT HER KNIFE AND FINISHES THE JOB;
               RICO GOES DOWN.

                                   MILEY (CONT'D)

                      That's how you do it.

               LILLY TRIES TO WHIPE THE BLOOD OFF HER CLOTHES.

                                   LILLY

                      It won't come off.

                                   MILEY

                      Have you ever tried getting out blood

                      stains? 

                                   LILLY

                      My mother does my laundry.

                                   MILEY

                      It shows.

                                   LILLY

                      You're right though, that's one big

                      adrenaline rush.

                                   MILEY

                      We're both retired now so don't get

                      used to it.

                                   LILLY

                      I didn't say I would do it again.

                                   MILEY

                      Good, one serial killer is enough. Now

                      lets get out of here!

                                                                 CUT TO:

                                       ACT TWO

                                       SCENE I

               EXT. RICO'S SHACK - DAY

               MILEY AND LILLY ARE BOTH ON A TANNING BED, WEARING
               SUNGLASSES, RELAXING IN THE SUN, DRINKING SMOOTHIES.

                                   MILEY

                      See, it's now two weeks ago and no one

                      has any clue.

                                   LILLY

                      It's not even in the news anymore.

                                   MILEY

                      The Malibu slicer is history. It just

                      shows, sometimes you can get away with

                      murder.

                                   LILLY

                      I guess so and who knew that Rico was

                      actually a halfway decent person.

                                   MILEY

                      What do you mean? He was a little

                      demon.

                                   LILLY

                      Well, he did leave your brother the

                      shack in his will.

                                   MILEY

                      Only someone like Rico would have a

                      will at his age.

               THEY LOOK TOWARDS THE SHACK AS IT NOW READS JACKSON'S SHACK.

                                   LILLY

                      A happy ending for everyone.

                                   MILEY

                      Almost everyone anyway.

                                   END OF ACT TWO

                                       THE END
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